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Magic Mulled Wine

On the 8th day of herbs my herbalist gave to me, a recipe to soothe my tummy. 🎶

Magic Mulled Wine

Are you tired of feeling like a bloated ogre after a hearty meal? Well, fear not, my fellow woodland creatures! We have just the potion to banish that pesky bloating and bring back your magical sparkle. Introducing our enchanting mulled wine recipe infused with medicinal herbs that will have you feeling light as a feather in no time. 🍷✨

What's the Secret Ingredient?

Now, before we reveal the secret to this magical concoction, let's talk about bloating. It's like that annoying gnome neighbor who overstays their welcome, isn't it? But worry not, for we have the perfect remedy. Our secret ingredient is none other than the mystical potion Light Ray! 🌿🌞

How Does it Work?

Legend has it that the Light Ray has the power to soothe your troubled tummy and banish bloating. This magical herb blend contains a combination of schisandra, rosehips and hibiscus, known for their properties of supporting the liver, soothing the gut lining, and sweetening up a sour tummy. It's like having a gnome-sized plant army fighting off the bloat! 💪🏼🍃

Let's Get Brewing!

Now that you know the secret, it's time to put on your gnome hat and get brewing. Here's our enchanting mulled wine recipe:

Ingredients:

  • 1 bottle of red wine (we recommend a hearty, full-bodied one)
  • 2 tablespoons of honey (or maple syrup for our vegan gnomes)
  • 1 orange, sliced (because who doesn't love a seasonal citrusy twist?)
  • 1 cinnamon stick (for that extra touch of magic)
  • 1 star anise (because we're shooting for the stars, right?)
  • 1 bottle (or less!) of Light Ray (our secret weapon against bloating!)

Instructions:

  1. Pour the red wine into a gnome-sized cauldron (or a regular saucepan if you don't have one handy).
  2. Add the honey (or maple syrup) and stir until it's dissolved. We don't want any sticky situations here!
  3. Toss in the orange slices, cinnamon stick, star anise, and the magical Light Ray.
  4. Place the cauldron over low heat and let it simmer for about 15 minutes. We want the flavors to mingle and dance together.
  5. Once the aroma of the woodland fills the air, remove the cauldron from the heat and strain the mulled wine into gnome-sized mugs.
  6. Sip slowly and let the magic work its wonders. Feel the bloating vanish as if it were never there!

There you have it, my fellow gnomes! A magical mulled wine recipe that will banish bloating and bring back your gnome-like charm. So, the next time you find yourself feeling like a bloated ogre, reach for this enchanted potion and let the magic unfold. Cheers to a bloat-free life! 🍷✨

For the next 24 hours only, until 11:59 pm ET 12/8/2023, purchase a Light Ray Tincture and a Herbal Nail decal, and receive the Herbal Nail Decal free.

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